The script:
Man: What happens when five eligible bachelors welcome a little girl into their lives?
Gina: Hey! It’s my turn into the bathroom!
(canned laughter)
Man: Non-stop hilarity! "My Five Uncles." The sitcom with a lot of heart.
Uncle 1: Hey Gina. Welcome to your new home. You sleep in here, and we all sleep in there.
Gina: Uck. Whatever. Does anyone have something to smoke?
(canned laughter)
Man: it’s the show that shows family values exist even in unconventional families.
(knocking)
Gina: Uh, what are you guys doing in there?
Uncles (together): We’re just flossing, dear!
(canned laughter)
Man: It’s a brand new show taking hilarious comedy in a whole new funny direction!
Gina: I don’t get it. Why don’t any of you guys have a steady girlfriend?
(canned laughter)
Man: And they learn some lessons about life and love along the way.
Uncle 2: Come on guys, group hug.
Gina: I’m an emotionally abused orphan. Can’t I get in on any of these group hugs?
Uncle 3: No, you stupid bitch!
(canned laughter)
Man: My Five Uncles. Thursday nights on LSBC
Now is it just me, or this new series on NBC was really created based on this fictional radio spot?
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