Gym WTFs

• Why is there an elevator? There's only two floors and upstairs there's only treadmills, elliptical trainers and stationary bikes. If you can't climb the stairs you can't use any of them...
• How does it even come to your mind to read an e-book on your Kindle while working out. On a weight machine! On cardio it's OK, you either watch TV or read. I'll bring Naruto on my mobile :) But on a weight machine?!
• Why do you think that the plastic underwear is actually a pair of tight gym shorts? And why on Earth would you want to wear tight gym shorts? And why do you tuck your (plastic) t-shirt in it?
• Why do you shave your legs (men) but leave your armpit hair grow 5 inches long and work out in a tank top? Armpit hair makes the lack of leg hair not gayish?
• Why do you think that tottering on a decline abs bench count as abs workout?
• Why are you doing super sets in a crowded gym?
• Why do personal trainers come up with crazy workouts that use up a lot of space, make you look crazy and the whole gym notices it? And why are you keep hiring them?
• Why do you need 2-3 sets of dumbbells at the same time?
• If you're old and fat why are you keep walking completely naked in the locker room? Nobody else is doing it!
• Why don't you wipe off the cardio machine after using it? Ever?!
• Do you really think that putting on a 5lbs resistance on any cable machine will do anything besides wasting money for your gym membership?