Family Guy

Brian and Stewie at the 'North Pole' theme park (Brian told Stewie that it is the real North Pole)
- Brian, why is everything so small?
- Because of the elves.
- Oh, that makes sense. And Brian, why does the North Pole have black teenagers?
- Because of, err, Kathrina.
- Oh, that makes sense. Brian, can I have one more question?
- Er, sure
(Puts a huge gun in Brian's face)
- Do you think I'm an idiot?!

Merry Christmas, American style...