You live in the USA for too long...

... if you

• Prefer soda over water
• Have ice in the freezer
• Regularly make or buy ice
• Drink most of your drinks with ice
• Take your car for distances you rather walked before
• Spend extra 5 minutes to find a parking spot that's closer to the mall entrance, even though walking the extra distance wouldn't take more then 1 minute
• Use voicemail
• Cut coupons out from the Sunday paper
• Start to believe conspiracy theories
• Walk into non automatic doors (ouch, happened once to me...)
• Think it's rude nobody greets you went to walk into a shop
• Actually want the clerk (sales associate) to help you finding something
• Greet people with 'How are you doing?'
• Or 'Sup?
• Reply with 'Hi, how are you doing?'
• Or 'Yo yo, 'sup?'
• Need to snack while watching TV
• BBQ burgers, and you're proud what delicious burgers you can make even though you bought the patty
• Consider check a payment method
• Rather change lanes than switching off cruise control
• Can pronounce 'water' correctly
• Say 'I appreciate' a lot
• Think Budweiser is a beer
• Drink the light one